RAJNIKANT….MIND IT!!!

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Some facts about Rajnikant from his films:

1. Rajnikant has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can’t be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Rajnikant is shot in the head. To everybody’s surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured! Long Live Rajnikant!

2. In another movie, Rajnikant is confronted with 3 gangsters. Rajnikant has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife. He throws the knife at the middle gangster & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one.

3. Rajnikant is chased by a gangster. Rajnikant has a revolver but no bullets in it. Rajnikant waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajnikant opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang… the gangster dies…

4. Rajnikant gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. Rajnikant has to desperately kill the villain because it’s the climax. Rajnikant suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air. The first gun fires off and the villain is dead.

FACTS OF GREAT RAJNIKANT :

1. Rajnikant can make calls from his iPod to his iPad…!!

2. Once Rajnikaant signed a cheque… and the Bank bounced!!!

3. Once Death had ‘near Rajnikant experience’ !!

4. When GOD is shocked he exclaims “Oh my Rajnikaant!”‌

5. Great mystery solved : the missing piece of apple in Apple’s Logo was eaten by Rajnikant!!

6. The world is not ending in 2012…. Rajnikant just bought a laptop with 3 yrs warranty!!‌

7. If Rajnikant gets into a car accident (yeah right) His car will need some airbags to protect it from him.

8. Contrary to popular belief, Rajnikant cannot fly. He just jumps and chooses when to come down.

9. Some magicans can walk on water, Rajnikant can swim through land.

10. If Rajnikant ever got caught for speeding, he’d let the cops off with a warning.

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  1. Gaurav says:

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